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Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
You: It's because you're here.
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What are your worst habits?
Louis: I have smelly feet.
Niall: I have a smelly bottom.
Louis: He does lots of trumps.
Zayn: What's mine?
Louis: Being late. What's Liam's?
Zayn: Not partying enough. What's Harry's?
Louis: That if he's talking to a girl, basically you have no chance of getting in on the conversation. It's like he's in his own little world.
Liam: Harry has lots of secret celebrity phone numbers and we find out about them later. We'll see something in the paper and be like, "What's going on here?" And he'll be like, "Oh, it's Gary from Take That or whoever, don't worry about it." He's the biggest celeb flirt in the world.
He certainly does have a way with the ladies, doesn't he.......
Zayn: He's just charming.
Liam: He's a cheeky little lad, isn't he? Well, he's not really that little, but you know what I mean.
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twogirlsonedirectionn: sydney dalton
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On A Scale of Kim Kardashian's butt to Sydney...
canada-guy-directioner: XP
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Liam Payne's Twitcam: I'm broken, do you hear me
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Why does Sydney Dalton always find a way to wiggle...
taylor-elizabeth-horan:
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Aries on the inside
zodiacfun: Optimistic Constantly has a want to be doing something Impulsive Knows they have a short temper and feels others should adapt to their temper Usually says or does whatever pops in their heads  Does not regret things until a lot later Sometimes self oriented 
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Wait, do you read 'Niam' with the -ia- of Niall......
onedirectionbible: hazza-loves-katie: 1dmassives: harry-get-inside-me: I’ve never thought of that….omg.  i just assumed everyone read it the same way as me… the L”ia”m way… I took the “i” from Niall, and “a” from liam vaaaaat?   I say it like Neeeeeum??  What? But I thought everyone said it like ‘Ny-um’ wait what isnt it Ni-em i always said nee-um WHAT EVEN
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not to hate on the new fans that just followed...
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LIAM YOUR GODDAM TWITCAM WON'T LOAD
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police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
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me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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